Sorority Row

Starring: Audrina Partridge, Rumer Willis, Briana Evigan
Directed by: Stewart Hendler (“Whisper”)
Written by: Josh Stolberg (“Good Luck Chuck”) and Peter Goldfinger (debut)

A remake of a 1983 thriller, the rebooted “Sorority Row” is the same mundane kind of film that’s been coming out of the genre for the past few years and will continue to until people realize they’re watching the same movie in different packaging. Basically, this is a movie like “Final Destination.” If you’re really interested in seeing how twisted the death scenes can get (the killer uses a “pimped out” tire iron, by all means knock yourself out), but don’t call this campy. That’s a cop out. If you want to see campy done right watch “Drag Me to Hell.”