Traitor
“Less like an international spy movie and more like an episode of ‘Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego.'”
Death Race
“Rip-roaring fast, sleazy, and mind-numbing.”
Bottle Shock
“Sadly missing…is a developed set of characters and relationships we can become emotionally invested in.”
The House Bunny
“‘Bunny’ is a bad rehash of ‘Legally Blonde’ with a bit more skin.”
Mirrors
“Unwatchable.”
American Teen
“You want to believe what you see, but it’s far too implausible for everything to be authentic.”
Vicky Cristina Barcelona
“A fascinating cinematic travelogue of neurotic narrative.”
Fly Me to the Moon
“Stagnant animation, from its cliché plot to its lifeless characters.”
Star Wars: The Clone Wars
“Lacks breathtaking moments as its dull cartoon characters are slapped on screen with little reverence for its predecessors.”
Tropic Thunder
“When [Robert] Downey Jr. is on screen is when ‘Tropic Thunder’ is its best.”
Henry Poole is Here
“Drown out the narrative with cliché musings and an overbearingly uplifting soundtrack.”
The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2
“The demographic it aims at will surely find the drippy stories innocent enough.”