Baywatch
“Belly flops when it comes to effective satire and face plants into the sand when it comes to raunch.”
The Fate of the Furious
“Dom’s betrayal is pretty thin gruel that no true fan will buy, and new director F. Gary Gray knows it.”
Ep. 57 – Pixels, Paper Towns, Cartel Land, Dwayne Johnson to star in a Baywatch movie, the changes Pixels made for China, and where is Kiko?
[iframe style=”border:none” src=”http://html5-player.libsyn.com/embed/episode/id/3702093/height/100/width/480/thumbnail/yes/theme/standard” height=”100″ width=”480″ scrolling=”no” allowfullscreen webkitallowfullscreen mozallowfullscreen oallowfullscreen msallowfullscreen] Click here to download the episode! In this week’s episode of The CineSnob Podcast, the guys from CineSnob.net review “Pixels,” “Paper Towns,” and “Cartel Land.” They also discuss the upcoming Dwayne Johnson led “Baywatch” movie, the changes that Sony made to “Pixels” to appease […]
San Andreas
“Amazingly-realized destructo-porn special effects and a story with the depth of an empty swimming pool.”
Fast & Furious 6
“It’s loud, completely brain-dead and…sets new levels for absurdity in its action sequences.”
Snitch
“Throughout the film, the messages are mixed and the plot details are often flimsy.”
Journey 2: The Mysterious Island
“A Jules-Verne-defiling sequel filled with idiotic leaps of logic.”
Faster
“Uninteresting…the ultra-violent action flick is without personality.”
The Tooth Fairy
“Johnson is following the movie career of another wrestler-turned-actor, Hulk Hogan.”
Planet 51
“Hard to tell where admiration for the sci-fi genre ends and unoriginality begins.”
Race to Witch Mountain
“Another tough-yet-sensitive guy role for former WWE star Dwayne Johnson.”
Get Smart
“While the dryness and silliness are there for the most part, some of the jokes sink fast on the big screen.”