Ouija: Origin of Evil
“In spite of the previous effort and the fact it’s based on a board game…it’s actually not too bad.”
The Girl on the Train
“Isn’t scandalous or outrageously batshit crazy enough to elevate the material it demands.”
Masterminds
“Zach Galifianakis’ affectations only distract from the okay-enough humor on display.”
The Magnificent Seven
“A pop-culture western. It’s been a while since a western was played as an action movie.”
Blair Witch
“Ideas [are] brought up and abandoned too quickly; mythology never gets expanded upon.”
Yoga Hosers
“What the hell happened to Kevin Smith and his ability to tell a funny story on a movie screen?”
Sausage Party
“Hilarious at times. With a little more stamina leading up to the climax, it could have been legendary.”
Suicide Squad
“[Has] an erratic tone and butchered-to-hell narrative flow…[and] feels icky with flop sweat.”
Jason Bourne
“You might wish Bourne had stayed in hiding instead of going through the motions one more time.”
Warcraft
“Takes a video game with a paper-thin premise and attempts to craft a low-rent ‘Lord of the Rings.'”
TMNT: Out of the Shadows
“They got the four turtles and villains Bebop, Rocksteady and Krang exactly right.”
X-Men: Apocalypse
“Fox had righted the franchise, so let’s hope this crummy mutation doesn’t affect the series again.”