Bless Me, Ultima
Kiko Martinez
“It’s a commendable attempt, but one that ultimately falls short under the scope of the story.”
“It’s a commendable attempt, but one that ultimately falls short under the scope of the story.”
“Affecting…Director Haneke’s gentle way of conducting the issues at hand are natural and poetic.”
“A zombie romantic comedy at a loss for believable plot devices and consistent laughs.”
“Director Audiard brings his very unique style and elevates everything from the screenplay forward.”
“Wahlberg and Crowe honestly look unmotivated and bored. Don’t feel bad when you do, too.”
“Outstandingly acted, thoroughly cohesive and profoundly intriguing…Best film of 2012.”
“A glossed-over crime drama that feels like it’s been pulled straight from the Sunday funnies.”
“A film marred with undeveloped plot lines, choppy editing and a serious lack of direction.”
“A sharply-written spectacle masked as a spaghetti western. Sergio Leone would be proud, traumatized.”
“Aside from the beautiful technical aspects, it can only be described as a grandiloquent mistake.”
“A disappointment. Deserved more than getting showering over with narrative inelegance.”
“An eye-catching spectacle that breaks the traditional set-up of the cinematic costumed drama.”