Lisa Lampanelli – The Leaner Meaner Tour
“I’ll get even edgier as I get older like Joan Rivers and Don Rickles.”
Lisa Lampanelli – comedian
“Before the surgery, I would treat food like some people treat alcohol. I would self-medicate.”
Lisa Lampanelli – Long Live the Queen
“Guys know the best sex is with crazy girls, freakin’ nutty bitches.”
Lisa Lampanelli – Dirty Girl
“I’m sick of these people who take themselves seriously like the Rosie O’Donnells and the Tom Cruises.”