Breaking Dawn – Part 1

“Skull-crushingly terrible…pukes the prose onto the screen with little regard for anyone or anything.”

Eclipse

“The best of ‘The Twilight Saga’ franchise. That, however, doesn’t say much.”

New Moon

“Inundated with enough hamminess to fill the next two films in the series.”

Twilight

“It’ll hit the demographic fine, but for everyone else the romance might stall.”