Dark Phoenix
“Entirely perfunctory, with confusing fight choreography…and completely unearned sentimentality.”
X-Men: Apocalypse
“Fox had righted the franchise, so let’s hope this crummy mutation doesn’t affect the series again.”
Fantastic Four
“An incredibly frustrating experience. Literally nothing about the film works.”
Sherlock Holmes
“Amped up for a new generation, the storyline is more soupy that scholarly.”
Jumper
“Excessive on the special effects…sputtering tremendously on the storyline.”