“Scenes of self-pity make the era piece hard to bear after a while.”
“Director Bay proves that bigger, louder, and more obnoxious isn’t always better.”
“Primitive…relies on cheap and childish jokes and unmemorable one-liners.”
“So fluffy there’s not much to stand on other than a couple of amusing performances.”
“Biel proves she can break past her well-known status as a Hollywood sex symbol.”
“There’s a strong sense of moral ambiguity that is fairly bothersome throughout the film.”
“The type of movie that keeps you awake more than it keeps you truly entertained.”
“Tyson opens up in ways we’ve never seen…any other pro-athlete do on film.”
“The jokes fall embarrassingly flat…sure to be one of the worst films of the year.”
“Leading men keep the raunchy comedy from going into Tom Green-mode.”
“A torturous trek through Athens. Tosses out stereotypes shamelessly.
“Fascinating characters, smartly-written dialogue, and subtly amazing 3-D.”