G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra
Kiko Martinez
“Every one of its characters is as synthetic as the Hasbro toy they spawned from.”
“Every one of its characters is as synthetic as the Hasbro toy they spawned from.”
“It’s unclear what Channing Tatum’s character is actually fighting for.”
“An interesting story touted in a most uninteresting way…a sluggish foot chase mended together by Hollywood.”