Jupiter Ascending
Cody Villafana
“Channing Tatum ‘skating’ through mid-air…is funny every time it happens, which is a lot.”
“Channing Tatum ‘skating’ through mid-air…is funny every time it happens, which is a lot.”
“Plot points grow in banality… Haggis runs through the cliché handbook to carry the film forward.”
“Screenplay lumbers under the weight of too much exposition and corporate interference.”
“Seems to understand a feature film needs more substance than a 30-minute TV show can provide.”
“A romantic comedy with this many unoriginal ideas can easily write itself.”
“A hypnotic, psycho-sexual thriller that plays like high-art horror.”
“Relies on a thoughtless narrative and plot twist, which does nothing to tie up loose ends.”
“There is enough refreshing material and awkward deadpan to call it enjoyable.”